Thursday, September 30, 2010

JFK, all the way

I've been playing a game called JFK Reloaded a lot lately. It's an abandonware simulator that takes you back to the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and you get to play as Lee Headshot Harvey Oswald. The object of the game is to recreate the assassination exactly the way it happened, misses and everything. After a while, the screen fades into a rotatable model of the car, and you can see each shot and how it enters, at what angle, etc.

I've been doing other things though. I like to pick off the limo driver as he rounds the corner, then the limo agent, then Governor Connally, his wife, the First Lady, then finally JFK. The car behind it carries the Vice President, his wife, a senator, and a bunch of other various people.

They all sit there and look around clueless, and they all die one by one. I start getting less picky about who dies next. Even a photographer gets popped. The simulation obviously deducts massive amounts of points from my "score".

You can download it here for free. I think this simulation is how the Kennedy assassination should be taught in schools. Maybe I'm just sick in the head, but it's a lotta fun!
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 4:49 AM

    I gave up in frustration after realizing i couldn't make the shots right...some of the physics are absolutely hilarious!!

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  2. Archivist X0042September 30, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    man, that was too much!

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  3. My internet explortionSeptember 30, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    I remember a lot of people got angry at this game a while ago

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  4. DongAlongSeptember 30, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    This is a Solid way to learn history first hand. I think we should do these kind of programs for wars and rape as well.

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  5. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 30, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    I like the way you designed your blog :)

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  6. UnknownSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    long time lurkor first time poster. i love jfk and all he did for everbody in the USA! I also love your flames durhur

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  7. kasekSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    JFK was killed by a magic bullet. from another dimension

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  8. Box Dog Blog v1.0September 30, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    Very interesting! What kind of gaming system do you run?

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  9. Anonymous College StudentSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    18 shooters, 28 bullets, 14 directions, two time travelers, 2 magic bullets, one bomb under the car that didn't explode, 3 fake JFK's and no calories.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    I think you are sick in the head, but now, who the fuck cares ?

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  11. slugnastyOctober 1, 2010 at 3:37 AM

    It's like the early 2000s again, but this time my computer can actually run it. Thanks bud! I always wanted to give this a try!

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  12. Bird on HeadOctober 1, 2010 at 4:01 AM

    I remember doing a mock trial for Lee Harvey Oswald in grade 8. We got him acquitted.

    Might check out the game for shits and giggles.

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  13. DeadslipOctober 1, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    Downloading now will have to give it a go after class.

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  14. Archivist X0042October 1, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    chaotic

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